For the Nerd Herd…
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July 21st, 2005 at 12:25 pm
PENIS!
July 21st, 2005 at 1:49 pm
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By the way Geof, you are in such trouble…with a capital B-I-G
I’ll get you my pretty…and you’re little dog too!!!
July 21st, 2005 at 4:44 pm
:chuckle: Gee, I thought that you’d just delete the comment.
July 21st, 2005 at 9:57 pm
I have nothing to say, I just like saying “penis.”
(If you’d like, we can abbreviate that to IHNTS,IJLSP from now on.)
July 22nd, 2005 at 2:43 pm
Wow. There is just no comeback to that one. I have been trying to come up with one all day, and I have failed miserably. I can’t even come up with a good counter abbreviation!! Guess I’ll just have to get you back some other way….hmmmm, let’s see…I have it! I’ll just tell you how Harry Potter ends….er, you don’t have your copy yet do you…otherwise I’m afraid it’s an empty threat
July 22nd, 2005 at 3:30 pm
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July 22nd, 2005 at 3:31 pm
That is so wrong on so many levels!!!!!
July 24th, 2005 at 11:05 am
Face it, Ashley. You have been defeated. Beat a hasty retreat!
July 25th, 2005 at 9:11 am
No, I will never give up!!! I will find a way to defeat you….er….somehow….
Oh, by the way, Schindler’s List- not rated NP! However, it was not as offensive as say, Sideways was.
*sigh*…I’m so weird…:D