Things I Learned on my Summer Vacation…
1. Xanax is a wonderful drug 
2. They have PELICANS in Klamath Falls, OR!
3. Oregon has no sales tax.
4. In Oregon, they pump your gas for you 
5. Flying first class is nice
6. Singing sinks are the dumbest invention ever!
7. Chocolate chips do not travel through straws very well 
8. Pregnant bellies are not as squishy as they look. They are in fact fairly solid. 
9. I am prone to sympathy bathroom breaks when around pregnant women.
10. Pink eye is also known as eye goop.
11. Linn County, OR is one of the top grass seed producers in the state.
12. Speed limits are just a suggestion there.
13. It stays light until almost 9 PM during the summer.
14. Taco Time is better than Taco Bell.
15. They have the world's cleanest McDonalds restaurants ever.
16. Lampreys swim upstream to spawn, just like salmon. Who knew.
17. Fish ladders are cool.
18. Multnomah falls is a tourist trap and not as impressive because of it. It is also the 4th largest falls in the country and the largest in the state of OR.
19. Salt Creek Falls is the second largest falls in the state of OR.
20. You can buy emu oil in a few OR gas stations, preferably those located near an emu farm.
21. There is an animal known as the tree kangaroo. Weird 
That is probably enough for now. I'm sure I'll think of other things though. Who knew you could learn so much when on vacation...and I wasn't even trying. Imagine what I might have learned if I'd actually taken my brain on vacation with me