My wife is holding my baby hostage. On Wednesday, our baby is now officially a week overdue. Everyone keeps saying to be patient. Yes, I know that she will come in her own due time. Yes, I am aware that Monday, our induction date, will be here before I know it. I am tired of waiting.
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I’m not so sure that Ashley is holding her hostage. I think that she’d probably like to let her come out and play, too.
Wait, most hostage-takers are usually scared witless and ready to give up the hostage given half a chance. Maybe the analogy fits. [But I didn't make it, Ashley!]